December 2008
I think i ate some bad queso...
i’ve just been informed we’ve had it for sometime and i ate alot of it and now i feel funny ontop of my recovering flu which finally parted. my life and eating soured food.
I totally got lentils for christmas
BEAT THAT!!!
now i have to some how learn to actually make something from scratch, i only have three cook books, i just flip through when i’m hungry.
While stuck inside...
due to this flue, I decided to clean my room. and thought why not clean out my closet and get rid of some clothes i don’t want. Easier said then done. I may just need some one to come in and help me in that department.
Why won’t my family ever join in a mass lip synce with me, the thing i can get is a duet of don’t go breakking my heart with my momma.
Dear flu virus,
you have conquered. now go die.
Finally my computer's fixed...
and i actually felt more fulfilled not wasting every minute on it, now i’m caught in a rutt of catching up, ugh the next few days. I should be cleaning instead.
Shameful
when did my life become so pathetically late night teen drama…?
the things i do for my sister.
cheerleading competitions are like gay clubs, excepts all the drag queens are ugly cheerleaders in bad uniforms with too much make up on, they out number the gays, i’m not being hit on constantly, and everyones mom is there. it does however play bad pop remixes, has lots of people dancing, too many people to move around the crowd comfortable, and i accidentally keep getting touched.
I...
i must admit...
I am rather hungry but not for anything i can think of, nothing seems to sound that good to me. I may just go to my sister’s cheer competition in hopes of getting food, perhaps i can score some nachos.
no, it isn’t worth it.
I knew it...
the cold made my hands numb for a bout 30 minutes after i got to work this morning. i need to invest in gloves for when i ride my bike in the cold. on the plus side i got to stroke this hello kitty shirt and it never felt so amazing, it was such a different feeling .
when did it get so cold, again??
i have to bike to work, my face will freeze off. hopefully it’ll stay cool alday cause it always warms up and then i’m all bundled up and sweating on the bike ride back home.
oh no my hands i only have one glove my hands will be cold too, why am i working a day shift.
WHY...
am i cursed with all things technological???
maybe this is just a sign i should be in bed.
Who is the worst band in the world? →
ysabel:
reinventthesea:
noahkai:
livesophia:
kaytee:
Google knows.
The vocalist looks like Jesus. (EDIT: nope, that’s nickelback)
HAha, it couldn’t be more right. Now i know to always use google, “in google i trust”
Dear ABCfamily,
Harry Potter, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe, charlie and the choclate factory and cars, are not christmas movie no matter if it snows in them or not, it doens’t even snow in cars. WHERE’S THE CHEESY CLAYMATION!!!??? that’s what i look forward to all year.
PS. Cars can go drive off a cliff.
Goals for this month...
Find a second job
Learn the new french music I found so I’m not mumbling
Translate french music so I know that I’m not singing about donkeys fucking
Find feetie pajamas for christmas morning
Finish painting I started a while ago
Learn to play my ukulele much better
DANCE!!!!!!!
Time travel
Ride an ostrich
I can't lie...
I pretty much have a secret love for bad sixties french pop. it all started with France Gall, now the french have invaded my ears
Free Love cake
today i received a whole cake from my best friend just because, which kind of made my day, minus the fact that i had to ride my bike to go get it. Alisa works at 7-11 and for some reason they were selling it and she made me come visit her in exchange for a cake. I haven’t eaten the best friend cake yet but I’m sure it’ll fill me with happiness cause it was given with free love....
my computer is the anti-christ , just trust me
ok that’s it I’m going to take a sword to my computer if it doesn’t stop being a little bitch and let me stay on for more then an hour.
wait where shall i obtain a sword. any mistresses hanging out in lakes that i should know about.
Curse you broken mind.
what i would have been had i been able to get a ride for Macy’s. now i feel deeply depressed that i am not a fat bumble bee.
is it sad...
that when i listen to Proud Mary by Creedence Clearwater Revival , and hear the lines, “Big wheel keep on turning,Proud Mary keep on burning”, the only thing i can think of is a fat child named mary, riding a big wheel bike.
go on mary you keep on rolling rolling rolling.
how is it...
I have things on my ipod i didn’t even know about, did i just forget…?